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A person who looks just like their dog and wearing a matching shirt to their bandana.
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Dog-Park People

The Dogppelgänger, the Vigilante, and other denizens of your local dog park.

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Trump Considering Replacing Pence with Confederate Statue

U.S. Vice President Mike Pence.

“He’ll finally have someone in his inner circle who won’t write a book,” a source said.

August 6, 2020

Americans Support Using U.S. Postal Service to Ship Trump to Different Address

 US Postal Service truck drives down Pennsylvania Avenue, with the US Capitol in the background.

体育投注网平台Americans agreed that, after a new President is inaugurated on January 20th, Trump should be left on the curb outside the White House for pickup by a local mail carrier.

August 5, 2020

A Non-Hiker’s Terms and Conditions for Hiking

Group of people hiking in countryside.

体育投注网平台This is a legally binding agreement entered into by the Friend Who Hikes Often (you) and the Friend Whose iPhone Autocorrects “Hike” to “Joke” (me).

August 5, 2020

More Precise Names for the “Personal Life” Section on Wikipedia

Illustration of man surrounded by six illustrations of his wives.

体育投注网平台The Six Marriages I Don’t Already Know About; D.U.I.s, Ranked; and more.

August 4, 2020

Americans Insanely Jealous of Spain After Corrupt Head of State Flees Country

Former Spanish King Juan Carlos leaves Spain.

体育投注网平台Americans expressed frustration that multiple criminal investigations were “all it took” for the former Spanish ruler to voluntarily leave Spain forever.

August 4, 2020
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Dating in a Bubble

Fred and his ex-wife's social bubble with their son.

体育投注网平台The joys and frustrations of life during quarantine.

Alternative Uses for Face Masks

Face masks used as a catapult launcher, a lemon shiner, and a ripe-fruit catcher.

It’s a catapult launcher! It’s a ripe-fruit catcher. It’s a . . .

Shit My Students Say: Flesh Tone

Student artist painting in 2000.

“Hey, could you help me? I can’t get this flesh tone right.”

America!: Guy Fieri’s Radically Progressive Summertime Recipes

Guy Fieri cooks up a feast in the forward-thinking section of Flavortown.

体育投注网平台Let’s cook up a feast in the forward-thinking section of Flavortown!