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Trump Lashes Out at Spell-Check for Treating Him Unfairly

“Freedom of Spelling is guaranteed by the Conitution,” the President wrote.

May 27, 2020

Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow

“The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” Trump tweeted.

May 27, 2020

Events We Are Actually Glad Were Cancelled

The 2020 Raw-Milk-Salmonella Coachella Porta-Potty Shortage and other highlights of what isn’t happening this year.

How My Misdirected Feelings Have Come Out Lately

体育投注网平台Spent forty-five minutes choreographing a victory dance for remembering to put grounds in the coffee machine before going to bed.

May 25, 2020

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

体育投注网平台“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

May 24, 2020
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I Got a Cat

体育投注网平台Sometimes it feels like I brought home a mail-order bride.

What’s Behind Window No. 1?

体育投注网平台Enjoy the always fascinating views into your neighbors’ homes!

Do I Have to Get Up Yet?: A Flowchart

Can I reach the remote control without moving?

Ghosts of the Apollo

Duke Ellington and Prince, Mahalia Jackson and Aretha Franklin, and other performers of the past return to the Apollo Theatre to reminisce.